This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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