- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Pickles are powerful

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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