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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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