What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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