Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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