- Anti Joke

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

you know whats not funny white boards.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.