- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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