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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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