- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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