why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

why did you poop because you are a poop

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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