- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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