Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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