Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Anti Joke

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