What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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