- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

chinga tue madre Ryan

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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