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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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