i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Kameron Brown is gay.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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