Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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A storm be brewin!

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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A seal walks into a club.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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