- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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