How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

You are joking right?

Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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