- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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