What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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silver bullet?

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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