- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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