Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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