- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Women outside of the kitchen.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What do black people eat? Food.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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