- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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