- Anti Joke

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.