- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

a man makes a bad joke

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What is the difference?

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

you know whats not funny white boards.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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