What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Tunechi

you know whats not funny white boards.

What is the difference?

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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