- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

binladin walks into the american seals

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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