What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Vagina Boob

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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it was all Tagart

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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