- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

whats brown and sticky a stick

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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