whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Anti Joke

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