- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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