What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Who wants water? I do.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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