No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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