- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

An Asian person drove home safely.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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