- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

WOw you have no life

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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