- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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