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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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