How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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