- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

the lemon was sweet.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Knock, Knock! Go away!

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