- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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