Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Anti Joke

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