- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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why are balck people black because they are

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Choir.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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