- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

So FDR walks into a bar.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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