- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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