I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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