- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

A women in the kitchen.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

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