- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

HEY!

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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