What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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A storm be brewin!

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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