qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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