Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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your so fat. your fat!

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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