why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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