- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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