There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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