- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Guess what? I like trains.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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