- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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