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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.