- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

read me write me

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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