- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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