- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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