I'm Coming

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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