- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

read me write me

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What's 2+2? Fish

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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