Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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