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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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