Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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my egg roll

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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