Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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