- Anti Joke

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? I like trains.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.