- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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