- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

the sky is green no it is not

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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