What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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