- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

A guy at a baseball game....

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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