What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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school homewrok

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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All of these jokes are about white people

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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