- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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