- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Yellow People !!

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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