- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Ross.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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