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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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