What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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