- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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