- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Sloths

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Chris is hairy

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

j.p. is dumb

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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